Chance of getting head
Do you want to know what your chances of getting head are? Then ask with our chances of getting head t shirt for men and women.
Are you ever at a loss for words and don't know quite how to tell that special someone what you want to say at that moment to pick them up? Then check out our funny pick up lines t shirts and other products section today, and say it all in a simple t shirt.
Lie Down
Tell that special someone to go ahead and lie down, I think I love you.
Fall madly in bed
Tell that someone in a nice way that you think you could fall madly in bed with them.
Mind if I take my pants off
Ask that person next time you approach them if they mind if you take your pants off.
Spit or swallow?
Ask that special one that you are about to fool around with, do you spit or swallow?
Are you free tonight?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me, is the question to ask that special someone.
Your face or mine?
Here is a funny pick up line that is sure to get you what you want. Our Your face or mine design goes on all our funny t shirts for men and women, and is sure to get you the special someone you want.
Nice shoes, wanna screw?
Do you wanna ask that special someone if they wanna screw, and dont know how to do it? Do it with our funny pick up line t shirts and products that ask them...Nice shoes, wanna screw?
My face is leaving
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Drop 'Em
Do you want to tell that special someone to just Drop 'em? Then do it with our funny pick up lines t shirts and funny products, with our Drop 'em design.
That dress would look great
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Believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight? This could be your next shirt to show off around the opposite sex at your next outing. Buy our men's and women's love at first sight t shirt.
Braille
Do you know how to approach that special someone, and ask them if you can cop a feel, without embarrassing yourself? Now you don't have to, just ask with our can I read your shirt in Braille funny t shirt.
Fred Flintstone
Can you make someone's bed rock? Then express is with our funny men's and women's funny pick up line t shirt that says it all.
can I buy you a drink
Impress your friends at your next outing with our can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the five bucks men's and women's t shirt.
want to die happy?
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Can I talk you out of them
See if you can get that special one undressed without saying a word......just simply by them reading the words on this funny men's and women's t shirt.
You'll Do
This t shirt design tells the whole tale. Just having one of those unlucky nights, so hook up with the first person that comes your way with our You'll Do men's and women's t shirts.
Blow Job
Want to solicit someone to give you a nice smoothie, or blow job? Do it with our I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me products.
I'd have sex with me
Are you a pretty cocky and arrogant person, arrogant enough where you would have sex with yourself? Then our If I were you I'd have sex with me products are for you.
Skittles in my mouth
Do you ever want to taste the rainbow? Tell that certain someone that you have skittles in your mouth, come taste the rainbow.
Looks great on you is me
Ask everyone if they know what would look great on them, and of course its you.
Incredible Hulk
Do you think you have the incredible hulk behind your zipper? Tell everyone what is hiding behind that zipper.
Believe in here after
Do you believe in here after, then tell them what you're here after.
206 bones in the human body
There are 206 bones in the human body, ask her if she'd like another.
The body is 90% water
The body is made up of 90% water, tell her than, then tell her you are dying of thirst.
I'm glad I'm not blind
When you see a fine looking person, do you know what do say? How about...Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind? If you dig that, then wear our men's and women's funny pick up line t shirt at your next outing.