He who smoke pot
Confucius says he who smokes pot, might choke on handle. Confucius always has some good advice on many different issues, so check with confucius before making decisions.
Confucius says he who smokes pot, might choke on handle. Confucius always has some good advice on many different issues, so check with confucius before making decisions.
Ever wonder what confucius has to say on the issue? He is full of old chinese proverbs and wise sayings for every thing you can think of. Check out our confucius says section today for a hilarious expereince.
Catch crabs
Do you enjoy checking out what confucius might have to say on something important to you? How about fishing in other mans well, and catching crabs?
One hole weak
Are you interested in what confucius has to say on the matter of going on your honeymoon and making a hole weak? Then check out this confucius design today for a funny ass t shirt.
Park your meat
Time to see what confucius says on the subject of parking your meat in a girl. Wait, or is it what confucius says about meeting a girl in the park?
Time to see what confucius says on the subject of parking your meat in a girl. Wait, or is it what confucius says about meeting a girl in the park?
leave rubber behind
Do you like to check out confucius opinions on different issues? See what confucius has to say on leaving your rubber behind and pulling out to soon.
Do you like to check out confucius opinions on different issues? See what confucius has to say on leaving your rubber behind and pulling out to soon.
woman who dance
Are you a big fan of confucious and his opinions on different issues? Check out confucius thoughts on woman who dance with jockstraps.
smelly finger
Confucius says that you shouldnt scratch your butt at night while asleep, or you could wake up with a smelly finger. Confucius wont steer you wrong, will he?
Confucius says that you shouldnt scratch your butt at night while asleep, or you could wake up with a smelly finger. Confucius wont steer you wrong, will he?
Climb tree for cherry
Confucius says that a dumb man will climb a tree for a cherry, while a smart man will just spread the limbs. Which would you do? Is confucius right on the cherry matter?
Confucius says that a dumb man will climb a tree for a cherry, while a smart man will just spread the limbs. Which would you do? Is confucius right on the cherry matter?
Midgets and elevators
Confucius says that things smell different in an elevator that is smelly, to midgets. Confucius is saying that because how short midgets, they smell things differently than taller people.
Confucius says that things smell different in an elevator that is smelly, to midgets. Confucius is saying that because how short midgets, they smell things differently than taller people.
Bobbing in a cornfield
Confucius says that a man bobbing in the cornfield, cant be planting grain. So what is that man bobbing in the cornfield doing confucius?
Confucius says that a man bobbing in the cornfield, cant be planting grain. So what is that man bobbing in the cornfield doing confucius?
Man with four balls
Confucius says that baseball has it all wrong, that a man with four balls cant possibly walk. Do you believe confucius when he says this?
Confucius says that baseball has it all wrong, that a man with four balls cant possibly walk. Do you believe confucius when he says this?
Bangkok
Confucius says that if you walk through a airport turnstile, will get your cock banged. Confucius is a reliable guy, so believe what confucius says on all matters.
Confucius says that if you walk through a airport turnstile, will get your cock banged. Confucius is a reliable guy, so believe what confucius says on all matters.